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Good evening. No talkers, huh? It's fine. Because it has been a long fucking week. I'm tired.
I'm horny. Big shocker. And I'm lonely. And I'm by my fucking self, you guys. So I brought
out my favorite friend. This guy's been with me for like five years now. I even bruised
him. But he loves me for it. He doesn't give me shit. And he's nice. So. God, I'm gonna
be straightforward. You guys probably don't even want to hear this, but I wish I found
