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אני:
Van Hagar, 59 גיל, גברים, הטרופלקסיבילי
מאת:
Campbell, ארצות הברית
מחפש/ת:
נשים, ביסקסואלים
תחומי עניין
ופטישים:
ופטישים:
אודותיי
Truth and Dare:
Truth: You may ask me *Up to 5* questions, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random, and I promise to answer 100% truthfully.
Dare: I dare you to re-post this and see what people ask you.
I am a bay area native. I was born and raised in Campbell. I moved to San Jose in my mid teens. I have moved around in San Jose a few times over the years and most recently moved back to Campbells, so basically, I have lived within a 10-mile area my whole life.
After losing my other half of 38 years recently. We did our share of wild stuff for a number of years. I am looking to do a lot of exploring. I am free of disease and drugs.
Looking for friendship, good sex and….love?
My best features, as I am told are: My eyes. My hands. My smile and my ass.
Feel free to ask anything!
Over the years I’ve done many things such as Civil Rights work, animal rescue, neighborhood safety. I have also done automotive work, machining, telecommunications work to name a few.
I enjoy going for walks, moonlit or otherwise. Watching wildlife. Get in my car; turn up some good music and just drive. I like to watch people. I enjoy reading things from nature facts to how to blueprint your engine to maritime history to adult erotica. I like to laugh and to make others laugh. I love listening to music and collecting song lyrics. I also love to sing, although it’s hard with Asthma. I like going to the movies, I can do without the people on their cell phones! Drive-ins are also fun. If the movie stinks, there are “other” things you and your date can do in the car! (Evil Smile) I enjoy the theatre too, sometimes.
I am a Breakfast person. I love eating good food. American food, basic Ethnic foods. Lightly spicy foods. I’m not into weird delicacies. Junk food is also a downfall of mine. I love cake, not much of a pie man. Soft cookies, brownies without nuts (No hard crumbly cookies for me!) I love doughnuts, M & M’s plain, not all at the same time, of course. I like drinking water, Pepsi (I’m trying to cut down), Coke (Ditto), chocolate milk, vitamin enhanced drinks, and once in a while mixed alcohol drinks (if I’m not driving.)
Favorite Quotes:
“I’ll be back.” Movie: Terminator
I’m gonna’ have to put on something more torpedy proof.” Movie: The Incredible Mr. Limpet
“Where on a mission from God.” Movie: Blues Brothers
“Where gonna need a bigger boat.” Movie: Jaws
“He’s come home.” Movie: Halloween
“Here’s Johnny!” Movie: The Shining
“Now I’m putting Delta House on Double Secret Probation!” Movie: Animal house
“I can’t let you do that Dave.” Movie 2001 Space Odyssey
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue!” Movie: Airplane
“Oh. A micro phony and a phony at the mic.” Curly-The Three Stooges
Quotes from people I’ve known, some profound, some weird:
“I wish you and your family a Happy New Year. May the upcoming year be bigger and brighter. May it be filled with good health and prosperity. May it be filled with tears not from sorrow but from joy. Happy New Year to you!” --Karyn Pham
“I expect blood, sweat, and tears from you guys. You need to study, and take the hard classes, because that’s how you’re going to learn! --My High School California History teacher
“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.” --Katy
“What can I do to you?” –Mr. Pendo, Jr. High Entomology teacher
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” –Mr. Junik, High School Math teacher
Truth: You may ask me *Up to 5* questions, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random, and I promise to answer 100% truthfully.
Dare: I dare you to re-post this and see what people ask you.
I am a bay area native. I was born and raised in Campbell. I moved to San Jose in my mid teens. I have moved around in San Jose a few times over the years and most recently moved back to Campbells, so basically, I have lived within a 10-mile area my whole life.
After losing my other half of 38 years recently. We did our share of wild stuff for a number of years. I am looking to do a lot of exploring. I am free of disease and drugs.
Looking for friendship, good sex and….love?
My best features, as I am told are: My eyes. My hands. My smile and my ass.
Feel free to ask anything!
Over the years I’ve done many things such as Civil Rights work, animal rescue, neighborhood safety. I have also done automotive work, machining, telecommunications work to name a few.
I enjoy going for walks, moonlit or otherwise. Watching wildlife. Get in my car; turn up some good music and just drive. I like to watch people. I enjoy reading things from nature facts to how to blueprint your engine to maritime history to adult erotica. I like to laugh and to make others laugh. I love listening to music and collecting song lyrics. I also love to sing, although it’s hard with Asthma. I like going to the movies, I can do without the people on their cell phones! Drive-ins are also fun. If the movie stinks, there are “other” things you and your date can do in the car! (Evil Smile) I enjoy the theatre too, sometimes.
I am a Breakfast person. I love eating good food. American food, basic Ethnic foods. Lightly spicy foods. I’m not into weird delicacies. Junk food is also a downfall of mine. I love cake, not much of a pie man. Soft cookies, brownies without nuts (No hard crumbly cookies for me!) I love doughnuts, M & M’s plain, not all at the same time, of course. I like drinking water, Pepsi (I’m trying to cut down), Coke (Ditto), chocolate milk, vitamin enhanced drinks, and once in a while mixed alcohol drinks (if I’m not driving.)
Favorite Quotes:
“I’ll be back.” Movie: Terminator
I’m gonna’ have to put on something more torpedy proof.” Movie: The Incredible Mr. Limpet
“Where on a mission from God.” Movie: Blues Brothers
“Where gonna need a bigger boat.” Movie: Jaws
“He’s come home.” Movie: Halloween
“Here’s Johnny!” Movie: The Shining
“Now I’m putting Delta House on Double Secret Probation!” Movie: Animal house
“I can’t let you do that Dave.” Movie 2001 Space Odyssey
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue!” Movie: Airplane
“Oh. A micro phony and a phony at the mic.” Curly-The Three Stooges
Quotes from people I’ve known, some profound, some weird:
“I wish you and your family a Happy New Year. May the upcoming year be bigger and brighter. May it be filled with good health and prosperity. May it be filled with tears not from sorrow but from joy. Happy New Year to you!” --Karyn Pham
“I expect blood, sweat, and tears from you guys. You need to study, and take the hard classes, because that’s how you’re going to learn! --My High School California History teacher
“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.” --Katy
“What can I do to you?” –Mr. Pendo, Jr. High Entomology teacher
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” –Mr. Junik, High School Math teacher
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